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1:39pm September 20, 2014

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

1:31pm September 20, 2014

theladyfiend:

john-egbertholdt:

DOES ANYONE THINK THAT OCTOBER HAS A CERTAIN SMELL AND YOU JUST CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT YOU JUST KNOW THE SCENT OF OCTOBER AND IT GETS SO STRONG ON HALLOWEEN

I PROBABLY SOUND INSANE BUT I CANT POSSIBLY BE THE ONLY ONE

Smells like motherfucking pumpkins, the fog from fog machines at horror events, and candy.

1:30pm September 20, 2014

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

1:30pm September 20, 2014

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

1:29pm September 20, 2014

 How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

1:26pm September 20, 2014

violasarecool:

misfitreindeer:

what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks

1:24pm September 20, 2014

team-stydia:

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

omg

1:22pm September 20, 2014
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

1:21pm September 20, 2014

castielinablanket:

I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.

12:18pm September 19, 2014
courtsii:

whimmy-bam:

courtsii:

A rare Spine face.

What’re you talking about rare The Spine makes faces like this all the time.

True

courtsii:

whimmy-bam:

courtsii:

A rare Spine face.

What’re you talking about rare The Spine makes faces like this all the time.

True

12:17pm September 19, 2014

unpieddansleplacard:

pagalini:

pagalini:

preach it, sexuality mermaids! c: 

[you can buy these on my redbubble shop, under the ‘positively fantastic’ collection]

the set is now complete! :))

SEXUALITY MERMAIDS i’m now officially a mermaid and NO ONE can argue !!

these arts are WONDERFUL ♥ ♥

12:17pm September 19, 2014
cutekittensarefun:

My sister’s calico, Minnie enjoying the colourful evening sun!

cutekittensarefun:

My sister’s calico, Minnie enjoying the colourful evening sun!

12:17pm September 19, 2014
myrelisfrancoeur:

leahltercation:

helioscentrifuge:

megablaziken:

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.

is this attack on titan

This is clearly final fantasy

You mean Rabbit’s Clothing line?

myrelisfrancoeur:

leahltercation:

helioscentrifuge:

megablaziken:

So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts.

is this attack on titan

This is clearly final fantasy

You mean Rabbit’s Clothing line?

12:16pm September 19, 2014

asmallqueen:

THAT’S IT PENTATONIX MUST BE A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION BECAUSE THEY’RE WAY TOO GOOD TO BE REAL I’M DONE